Happy Holidays!
For your holiday-time enjoyment, or frustration, we proudly present one of the entries in the Obfuscated C Contest a few years back...
Least Likely to Compile Successfully, by Ian Phillipps, Cambridge Consultrants Ltd., Cambridge, EnglandTry compiling it and running it on your system to see what you get.
It won't run on your system? You don't have a C compiler? (Shame on you!) You're just too lazy to try it out for yourself?... Well, here's what you get when you run it on our system.
TeX aficionados might also be interested in the following Obfuscated Plain TeX code, which produces similar results.
Season's greetings to all MUUG members and other UNIX/Linux enthusiasts, from your friendly neighborhood MUUG board!